Because I'm Batman

kintergarden:

walking into the living room high as fuck

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(Source: webmails, via versacepromises)

cotilardmarion:

SpongeBob SquarePants & American Horror Story:Coven Parallels

(via ruinedchildhood)

sorry:

Why have a social life when you can have internet and a netflix account instead

(Source: sorry, via pizza)

hallelujah-youngandloaded:

BE CAREFUL MAKING WISHES IN THE

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choctawaukerman:

I’ve been laughing for 20 years

choctawaukerman:

I’ve been laughing for 20 years

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zackies:

vicfuentesanon:

zackies:

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zackies:

be careful washing dishes in the dark

is this fall out boy lyrics

no

Oh. I thought it was like a pun towards “my songs know what you did in the dark”

just trying to warn people about the dangers of trying to clean their good china when they can’t see

(Source: haners, via doughnot)

neatpotatoes:

"i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!"

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weirdteenblogger:

its monday tomorrow why does this keep happening 

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